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Think of the (Future) Children!
“You just demonstrated applied knowledge; and due to the difficulty and relative obscurity of the reference, you deserve an extra point on your exam.” – Mrs. Krabappel A couple of weeks ago, Matt...
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The Lesson Is: Never Try
“This is as good as I can do, and I still failed!” – Bart Simpson When it comes to Zombie Simpsons I’m firmly in the camp of “It Never Gets Better”, and last night’s exercise in repetition and tedium...
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Compare & Contrast: Martin Prince
“You’re killing me, fish. Never have I seen a greater or more noble thing than you, brother. Come on and kill me! I do not care who kills who. To catch a fish, to kill a bull, to make love to a...
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“Who would’ve thought that pushing a boy into the girls’ lavatory could be such a thrill? The screams, the humiliation, the fact that it wasn’t me! I’ve never felt so alive!” – Martin Prince
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“Marge, could you get me another beer, please?” – Homer Simpson “In a second, Homer, Lisa has some good news.” – Marge Simpson “He doesn’t care, Mom.” – Lisa Simpson “Sure I do, I just want to have a...
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“Who cares about some test? Life’s too short for tests!” – Martin Prince “Hey, I thought we had a deal!” – Bart Simpson “The Martin Prince you made a deal with no longer exists! Come on, fellows, to...
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“Otto, you know I respect you. I mean, You always let us throw stuff at cars and try to tip the bus on sharp turns.” – Bart Simpson “Damn thing never goes over, does it?” – Otto
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“Bart! You haven’t been paying attention to a word I said, have you?” – Mrs. Krabappel “Yes, ma’am.” – Bart Simpson “Well then, what did I say?” – Mrs. Krabappel “Uh . . . straighten up and fly...
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“Oh, the little tiger tries so hard. Why does he keep failing?” – Marge Simpson “Just a little dim, I guess.” – Homer Simpson
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The Lesson Is: Never Try
“This is as good as I can do, and I still failed!” – Bart Simpson When it comes to Zombie Simpsons I’m firmly in the camp of “It Never Gets Better”, and last night’s exercise in repetition and tedium...
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Compare & Contrast: Martin Prince
“You’re killing me, fish. Never have I seen a greater or more noble thing than you, brother. Come on and kill me! I do not care who kills who. To catch a fish, to kill a bull, to make love to a...
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Image yoinked from Wikipedia. “Hey, look, everybody, John Hancock is writing his name in the snow!” – Congressional Delegate
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“Who would’ve thought that pushing a boy into the girls’ lavatory could be such a thrill? The screams, the humiliation, the fact that it wasn’t me! I’ve never felt so alive!” – Martin Prince
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“Marge, could you get me another beer, please?” – Homer Simpson “In a second, Homer, Lisa has some good news.” – Marge Simpson “He doesn’t care, Mom.” – Lisa Simpson “Sure I do, I just want to have a...
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“I’ve been failing a lot of tests recently.” – Bart Simpson “Yuh-huh.” – Otto “And now they’re talking about holding me back in the fourth grade if I don’t shape up.” – Bart Simpson “That’s it? Hey,...
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